Dear, Justin Timberlake
Wherever you are, you need to cut the bullshit. It’s been five (six by next week) fucking years since you dropped an album, and frankly, fans like myself are pissed off. You’ve been doing this acting thing for so long that you’re becoming the white version of Tyrese (pre-Open Invitation).
What you need to do is stop doing these goddamn movies, go somewhere far-far away where there is a studio, clear about 5-6 months off your schedule, call up your go-to producers Timbaland & Pharrell and make another classic album. Niggas like myself need some new material to fuck these broads with and impregnate these tender Dominican chicks to.
Sincerely,
Dre & The Fans.
